What have
Captain Caveman, Andre Agassi, Milli Vanilli, Max Headroom and Snoop Dogg have in common?
They're all in the Top 50 Worst Haircuts of All Time
Captain Caveman, Andre Agassi, Milli Vanilli, Max Headroom and Snoop Dogg have in common?
8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Day 283 Of My Captivity.
Women have orgasms because they can. Women have orgasms because it's the right thing to do.
Don't usually put too much nudity and rudeness on this blog ... ok some ... ok not as much as some other blogs!!! Anyways, Here's a XXX comic from hardcore sex cartoons that I thought might pique a few of yers interests.
I understand that this may now be over, but if you missed it you can check out the cars at the Gumball 3000 site.
Over at Blogg'd, Brad either burns or blesses blogs. If you've been burned or blessed, let me know in the comments.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man (about 20 years old) opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
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Dear Diary,
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.
This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile on your face:
Ok, so they're from 2003 but they're still funny as hell.
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
A few clowns short of a circus.
Alabama:
I'll just quote this one:
we started of with books like Dick and Dora. The text would be something like "See Dick run" with a picture of Dick, etc. None of them were like this book.
Have turned up a picture of Badger when he has been able to partake of his favourite pastime of petting little Badger for 2 hours.
Ok, so I'm not a Trekkie, a Babyloner or a Star Wars(er um I think that's right). But are you a Star Wars Nut?
If you really like sweets, crisps and other snacks and you want to know what's good and what's bad then take a look at The Message Whore's site.
YAWN, what's he on about pension plans for? Well over here in the UK, as well as the US apparently, the government has been slowly spending the money they tax us for our pensions on other things like wild partys, cocaine and high class hookers. Some of them don't bother with high class hookers though, they're quite happy with cheap ones. This means that your guaranteed pension is now guaranteed to be non-existent. So what's the answer?
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
A guy comes home from work one evening and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I've hit the lottery! All six numbers!"
is full of bloody spam? Logged into mine today and over the last 24 hours I've had 100 plus spam messages. An article explains why.
Inclement weather always begins AFTER you've already done PT.
Ever wondered what those SWAT bods are saying to each other with their hand signals? Ask no more
Friendly fire - isn't.
Convert audio from one format to another, rip CD's, Windows Explorer integration. A good piece of software for Windows 95/98/ME NT4/2000, Windows XP and Linux (using Wine) called dBpowerAMP
My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.
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Military Wives - Group H.U.G.S. is a "Secret Pal" group dedicated to military wives.
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
This is what happens if you don't check every little detail of your escape plan.
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Ok, thanks to Dan the Turgid Taxus has landed this on me.
No, not RuKsaK, rucksack!
I've been analysing my traffic for the last 2 months and you know what? Every time I mention Mrs C's tits I get a spike in traffic. I wonder why?
An elderly man in Penang called his son in Hong Kong and said, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
Following their last year experiment , group of Israeli geeks had proved that snails can be faster than ADSL and pigeons ...
Geek alert. Well anyone that can set up a blog must have some geekish tendencies. Just cos you're interested in technology and gadgets doesn't mean you are wearing the boots of escaping. So here is digg; a site that is packed with loads of geeky info.
Having trouble with Firefox still getting popups? Check out this post and you can stop them.
A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?"
This is one hell of a sad story. I must warn you that I'm quite a hard nut to crack but this had me reaching for the kleenex ... to use on my eyes for a change.
Yes and the pun is intended. Somewhere someone came up with a good idea, "Let's sell a band made of rubber with Beat Bullying stamped in it to help kids prevent bullying in school." Good idea, thinks I; though I also think that it's possible that these make kids the target for the bullies. Anyroodoop, it seems that everyone has jumped on the bandwagon and decided to sell them for any cause, including the God Squad.
Ok, I'm a whore I don't care.
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
1. Select a new beret to wear.
1. Have a cocktail.
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank:
Or a variation called The Plumber. Now I'm going to have to fight Mrs C to get back on the computer!