Heartfelt thanks go to Piggy
for tagging me with this meme. The cunt.
A - available / single? Neither. Married to Mrs C or Tatas if you know us from ameegos
B - best friend? Tatas of course
C - Cookie, fave cookie? Any with dark chocolate chips. Keep the white chocolate for Milkybars.
D - drink of choice? Alcoholic preferably. I like a decent red wine, whiskey or a flavoured vodka that my Polish friend keeps sourcing for me.
E - essential item you use everyday? Computer. Being a programmer I find it useful.
F - favourite colour? Blue, especially Yamaha R1 blue for the 1998 model.
G - gummi bears of worms? If gummi bears are jelly babies then gummi bears.
H - hometown? As I grew up in a village it'll have to be the town I spent most of my time in which would be Chatham, birthplace of the Chav.
I - indulgence? Scoffing a whole pecan nut or treacle tart with some ice cream.
J - January or February? February as that's the month of Tatas' birthday.
K - kids & their names? Two. Argumentative (daughter) and whinge (son).
L - life is incomplete without? Motorbike racing at the weekend. Unfortunately it's only watching it on TV.
M - marriage date? 3rd August 1996
N - number of sibling? One brother who I miss and I wished I could see more often; one step-brother who I hardly see which is no skin off my nose as we don't get on and the youngest step-brother who I wished I could see more often. I'm the eldest if you're wondering.
O - orange or apple? Apple, everytime I think of oranges I think of the Frank Bough incident.
P - phobias / fears? Haven't come across any phobias. Fear of ending up a vegetable and being forced to stay alive with no quality of life.
Q - favorite quote? "I didn't hear me say anything." When confronting my then 3 year old son because I heard him swear. He delivered this line with a face of complete innocence.
R - reason to smile? It's Friday.
S - season? Summer when I can ride on dry roads and chill out in the pool with Tatas.
T - tag 4 to 5 People? Goose
U - unknown fact about me? Erm, there are no unknown facts about me I think.
V - vegetable U don't like? Parsnips. Pure poison as far as I'm concerned. The rest of the family love them though.
W - worst habit? Seeing how many fag butts I can lift out of the ashtray with a really sticky bogey.
X - X-ray you've Had? Pretty much everything following a motorcycle accident.
Y - your favourite food? Tough one cos there are so many. Tatas' stew is a favourite though.
Z - zodiac sign? Aries. Shit, same as Piggy