October 30, 2007
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No cussing club

I won't cuss, swear, use bad language, or tell dirty jokes. Clean language is the sign of intelligence and always demands respect. I will use my language to uplift, encourage and motivate. I will Leave People Better Than I Found Them!

14 Year old McKay Hatch started the No Cussing Club at his junior high school in South Pasadena, California in 2007. A lot of kids at his school would cuss and use dirty language all the time.

It bothered him so much that one day he challenged them to stop. But some of the kids said they didn't know how to stop. That's when he started the No Cussing Club.

What a fucking shitbag.


Can you guess what it is yet? Number 2

Following on from the previous post on rude cartoons, here's the follow up.

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All Aboard

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the fuck off now, cause we're in a hurry! All of you bastards who are getting on, get the fuck on, cause we're going down the tracks".

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added .....................

"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

I thought of Maidy and Geo after this.

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October 29, 2007
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As it's Halloween tomorrow, you may be on the look out for scary masks. Forbes has provided you with a variety of scary masks, like Britney.

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Need the toilet?


Pull my finger

If you haven't got anyone around, pull my finger


October 28, 2007
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Poor boy

Seems that MJ's offspring has sold the rights to his life to a Hollywood agent.

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October 27, 2007
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Uma Thurman nip

Wasn't it Sniffy and Garfer who drool every time Uma's name is mentioned?

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If you have a cat, you know how true this is.

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October 26, 2007
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Looks like Maidy and Geo aren't feeding Dinks properly.



One judge that Tazzy and Piggy would love to meet.


MJ's slippers

We now know what MJ sticks her feet into. Her latest slippers.


October 25, 2007
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The Internet Stars Are Viral

Video of virals cut together set to We Didn't Start The Fire. How many have you seen?


Winged rats

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing crisps from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of crisps. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of crisps.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of crisps because they think it's so funny.

What I like is the casual walk in and the "leg it" exit. Click the pic to see it animated.

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Present for the Australians

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October 19, 2007
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Favourite haunt

I'm fairly certain that Piggy and Tazzy, IVD and maybe even Steve visit here regularly.

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October 18, 2007
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Caught 2

Looks like he's got Piggy's arse hair or pubes stuck on his chin ...

Tazzy at work as a security guard

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After recovering from near certain death, it is good to see that Smunty has returned to work. Here he is pictured delivering the Royal Mail post.

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Is this Tazzy on the right? It looks like SID in the middle but who's on the left?

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How to solve the unemployment problem

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October 17, 2007
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Clap hands

Bob goes on a blind date with this Canadian chick named MJ.

Later, after dinner and a movie, MJ invites Bob up to her
apartment to fool around.

She reclines on the couch, spreads her legs and says, "Stick a
finger in me."

Bob obliges.

Then MJ says, "Stick in the other three."

Once again, Bob obliges.

Then MJ says, "Just go ahead and shove your whole hand in

So Bob eases his hand into MJ, who then says, "Now shove in
your other hand."

Bob does so, and MJ says, "Now CLAP!"

Bob tries, but nothing doing.

"I can't!" he says.

MJ looks at him with a smile and says, "Pretty tight, eh?"

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Love child

Looks like Piggy and MJ have had a love child.

It's the one on the left.

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Poo pay

I'm not on about the fact that your wages are shit. How much do you get paid to poo?

Values are calculated in dollars (I assume U.S. dollars) and mine works out as £2324.40 per year.

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October 16, 2007
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It's here

Tata's blog



Come on then. Now I know how to post.
I need some help with a name for my Blog.

Ideas please and keep it clean you smutty bitches.



How to pick the next Prime Minister in the general election:

Adopt the same procedure as you would when choosing a taxi driver: which one will cost you least and not get you killed.

First Politician

An archeological team, digging in
Washington DC , has uncovered
10,000 year old bones and fossil remains
of what is believed to be the first

Why I was Fired.

For the last company outing, management decided that, due to liability issues we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.... I was fired for ordering the cups....

October 15, 2007
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Frank Feildman

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: Who ?

Cabbie: "Frank Feildman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Fieldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feildman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the grand-slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me - I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Fieldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -- the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Fieldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his fucking widow."

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October 12, 2007
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Sales of condoms in Australia plummeted this weekend when the England rugby squad proved that to fuck 15 Aussies you only need one Johnny...........!


Let's get the bastard

Apparently Gordon Brown was boasting that this only had 26 signatories yesterday during PM’s Question Time. It’s now 5, 233.

In order to effectively run the country a prime minister needs the approval that comes with an election. The current prime minister has not been tested by an election. This comprimises his ability to govern effectively as he has no mandate for change. Hold a general election in 2007 to allow England its right to a democratically elected leader.


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October 09, 2007
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Here we go

Now my pretties!

Wanna give me an idea of what to put in my new BLOG?

No taking the piss as this is my first time. (Virgin blogger)

Desktop time


October 08, 2007
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I don't do the tongue thing

Here are the two reasons, apart from work ramping up meaning I spend most of my days now reading documentation and attending knowledge transfers, why I have been a bit lax in blogging lately. Meet Dojo and Dodger the bearded dragons; our latest additions to the menagerie. No MJ, it's a collection of animals, you dirty canuck.

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That's how the fight started

I rear-ended a car this morning, on the way to work ...

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!

He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT fucking happy!"

So I said, "Which fucking one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started ...

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