Jump on the Bandwagon

Yes and the pun is intended. Somewhere someone came up with a good idea, "Let's sell a band made of rubber with Beat Bullying stamped in it to help kids prevent bullying in school." Good idea, thinks I; though I also think that it's possible that these make kids the target for the bullies. Anyroodoop, it seems that everyone has jumped on the bandwagon and decided to sell them for any cause, including the God Squad.

So I've decided to start selling my own bands. For 20GBP you can help support all the poor prisoners that suffer at the hands of other inmates and wardens all around the world. For the measly sum of 20GBP you will get a tasteful hand-crafted band, in brown, emblazoned with slogans such as "Shower Safe" and the catchy "Slop Out Safe". It's such a steal at 20GBP that I'm even going to provide delivery costs free of charge. Don't delay, send your hard earned straight away to take part in this once in a lifetime opportunity. In the words of St Geldof "Give us your fucking money".

Support the Convicted!!!