June 25, 2008
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Hate your job?

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

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May 18, 2008
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Safety Warning!

Beware!!!!!!!


ASDA is selling lounge chairs made in China,

and the plastic is very very cheap and thin.
Purchase at your own risk.
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May 16, 2008
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The daughter

Seems that MJ had a daughter. Here's some of her profile.

I was raised in a small rural area in Ontario, where I lived until I was about 18 years old. Other than helping out on the family farm, I spent most of my time studying, reading, or running around the 900+ acres of property my parents owned. I then moved to a larger city to attend university, and I still live and work in said city at this point. I was a very shy girl when I was younger, and mostly kept to myself up until my teens. From puberty on, I was always on the chubby side, much to my dismay at the time.

My breasts started developing when I was ten years old or so; I remember sitting at the kitchen table, doing my homework, and my mother was...


If you're interested you can read more on MJ's daughter

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Surprised?

Speed cameras have proliferated and the underhanded tricks that some police forces and "Safety" Camera Partnerships have performed include:
hiding a speed camera in a camper van
hiding a speed camera in a horse box
disguising a speed camera van as a workman's van

So is it any wonder an Italian motorcyclist was caught with a flip up number plate?

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May 10, 2008
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At work with



IDV

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April 28, 2008
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Cooking with ...



MJ

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