Stalin or Mr Bean?

Feeling down?

Stop feeling sorry for yourself I like you.

Christmas lights

I like really like this. Don't like your neighbour's Christmas lights? Get your own back by switching these Christmas lights on and off.

One cool and totally useless way to utilise technology.

Tongue tied

I'm sure there are a few of you out there wondering what it would feel like.

Survive a sandstorm

Bear Grylls demonstrates how to use a camel as a shelter against a sandstorm. Warning: This is Bear Grylls, so that means gutting the camel and getting inside the camel for shelter.



If you were stuck in a desert sandstorm with MJ or IDV you've only got to crawl inside their well used orifices. As long as you can handle the stench.

Upset women

Seems that some of Maidy's ex-lovers are a bit annoyed with her following her revelations about her sexual exploits.

Here's a picture of the angry lesbian lovers plotting their next move.

Towel folding

Not sanitary, but the nice fluffy bath towel. Tatas can fold a cock (no surprise there) and a bra with a towel but she doesn't know how to fold a towel elephant.

What can you make from folding a towel?

Monitor cleaner

Yet another monitor cleaner. Doesn't seem to be doing a good job so the little shit should be taken out and shot.

Anime TV

As Maidy has gotten into Anime, I found an online TV channel that allows you to view Anime shows online.

They do other online TV shows such as 24, Bones, Heros, My Name Is Earl and Family Guy too.

Lifeguard Information

A 1940's Public Service Announcement on a method to save a person from drowning.

Look carefully and you can see Pissoff playing in the surf with Donkey.

BTW, when you do get to go to the beach. Watch out for Sand Ninjas.

Personal Grooming

Hey MJ! Your personal groomer is here for your monthly fud wax and clean.

Scratch that itch

Finally MJ and IDV have had their dreams realised with a battery operated back scratcher. Now they can get to those hard to reach itches in their nooks and crannies.

What is it?

What do you think the picture below is?



Believe it or not it's a child's toy sled.

Tequila

PipeBytes

PipeBytes is a simple service which allows you to send
a file to a friend.The unique benefits of this service are:

* No software to install.
* All you need is web browser.
* Send files of any size!
* Your buddy could start downloading file as you upload it. (That makes the file exchange process up to two times faster than other web-based file exhange services!)
* It's private unlike BitTorrent or other P2P techologies.
* The file is not shared on Internet - it is sent directly to your recepient.

World Kindness Day

Today is World Kindness Day. The purpose of World Kindness Day is to look beyond ourselves, beyond the boundaries of our country, beyond our culture, our race, our religion; and realise we are citizens of the world.

As world citizens we have a commonality, and must realise that if progress is to be made in human relations and endeavours, if we are to achieve the goal of peaceful coexistence, we must focus on what we have in common.

Join people around the world on this day and commit random acts of kindness.

Alternatively ... tell em to go fuck themselves.

Spray

Sup? Whipout da tongue and squirt that mofo

I bet the dirty bitches MJ, Maidy and Tatas think it a new street term for "Let me lick your clit until you squirt in my mouth" but ... it's ...

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Sorry.

Got distracted there where was I?

Oh yeah Gangsta Breath Mint Spray

Sing-along time

Something tells me that Smunty is going to love this one.

Poor hamster, poor hamster
Why must you life be so tough?
Poor hamster, poor hamster
How do you put up with this stuff?

Police cars

Bloody hell! It's amazing what taxpayers' money gets spent on around the world. Just take a look at some of the high performance police cars.

Flexible friend

Kristina Kireeva is very flexible ........ amazing.

Smell

What's the worst smell in the world?

A kipper's cunt!

Closely followed by MJ's

Lost for words

You know when you just wished there was a word or two that summed up a long description for something? Well it seems that non-English languages contain many types of these words or short phrases. So take a peek at some of the weird and wonderful foreign phrases and you'll understand what I mean when I say that MJ is layogenic and will tene una cara de telefono ocupado when she finds out.

Thanks, but no thanks

As Smunty said, MJ and Maidy promised us some hot lesbian porn.

You know when you wish you hadn't started something cos you didn't want to get to the end?

Bad driving

A FOREIGN trucker got trapped for THREE DAYS after being sent up a narrow country lane by his sat-nav.

Czech Yuro Odehnal’s 40-ton, 35ft lorry became wedged between its banks and blocked by an overhead pipe.

When he tried to reverse, his wheels simply spun on the unclassified road’s slippy surface.

Yuro, 45, spent the weekend sleeping in his cab until his bosses hired a tractor to tow him out of the isolated spot a mile from Ivybridge, Devon.

But he did have one piece of luck – kindly locals Tim Auburn and wife Marina gave him three meals a day.

Son Mat, 19, said: “This isn’t the first time lorries have been misdirected up here.” Yuro is now back in Prague.

Reported at The Sun

I've had a closer look at the pictures, looks like Smunty was driving.

History

A sex and violence timeline. Sort of like the Bayeux Tapestry but with nudes and drawn instead of needlework.

Sick MJ

Yes we all know that MJ is sick in more ways than one. However, I think she's just doing a bit of work on the side to make a bit of money by collating pictures of herself sneezing.

Why the fuck is that site over 18???

Balaclava

I've found out where SID orders his balaclavas.



Click the Fetisch button for the full range.

Safety device

It's always wise when around MJ's gash or IDV's mansnatch. Wearing this should prevent falling in.

Mom's spit

Momspit (inspired by the original) is the universal no-rinse cleanser. It’s not a sanitizer and does not contain any alcohol. In fact, it’s gentle enough to use on your face. Momspit foams for easy application, eliminates dirt and grime, and leaves skin moisturized and yummy smelling. It’s the perfect thing to throw in your purse, place on your desk, or keep in your car. To use: Apply a small amount on hands or face and rub in completely. No rinse needed.

Mom's spit is just the thing for Maidink when she's dry.

Mr P Lamp

Have a guess how you turn on Mr P Lamp.

What's the betting MJ wants one?

Captain Kremmen

From the moment the late Kenny Everett created his space hero Captain Kremmen, the world of radio comedy would never be the same again. Though only four or five minutes in length, each episode showed off brilliantly the genius mind and superb production skills of Kenny. Along with Carla, Dr Gitfinger and a cast of many others, Captain Kremmen boldly explores the universe defeating evil wherever it rears its ugly head! These shows were originally broadcast by London’s Capital Radio in the late 70s and 80s.

It was even better when Kenny did the cartoons on his shows. Now you can download the podcasts of the Captain Kremmen radio sketches.

SID has more Kenny links.

B Movies

Do you like the old, sometimes seriously funny, sometimes seriously shit B movies? At Bmovies.com you’ll find hundreds of movies that have been lost in the wasteland of forgotten cinema. No sign-up or log-in needed, just hours and hours of B

All you’ll need is a broadband connection and hours to waste. Enjoy!

Handkerchiefs

It's amazing what you can do with embroidery. One new embroiderer decided to have a little fun and spice up some handkerchiefs. Click the pic to see more.