Drink?

Now I'm almost certain that MJ is short for Mary Jane, and who on earth would want to be called Mary in this day and age? Well, anyone who doesn't want to be written off as an old woman. So I think that this is how MJ gets her drinks.

Canny father

I'm sure SID would behave just the same.

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?"

At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You shag her again."

Third nipple

Supernumerary nipples (SNs) are a common minor congenital malformation that consists of nipples and/or related tissue in addition to the 2 nipples normally appearing on the chest. SNs are located along the embryonic milk line. Ectopic SNs are found beyond the embryonic milk line. The embryonic milk line is the line of potentially appearing breast tissue as observed in many mammals. In humans, the embryonic milk line extends bilaterally from a point slightly beyond the axillae on the arms, down the chest and the abdomen toward the groin, and is generally thought to end at the proximal inner sides of the thighs, although SN has been described on the foot. SNs can appear complete with breast tissue and ducts and are then referred to as polymastia, or they can appear partially with either of the tissues involved.


Piggy's third nipple

Supernumeray nipple source.

A more light hearted look at the Triple Nipple.

Blogger photos

Might as well start the New Year as I mean to go on. By insulting bloggers that visit this site.

MJ before she found out the wonders of drink. Not necessarily for her to consume.

Maidy when she was in her nutjob phase and was popping pills.

Smunty Steve ready for a night of freaky sex with Carly.

SID ready for a night out on the town without SB and the earthangels.

IVD has always loved to get his hands on a large organ or two or three.

Piggy just can't resist that last Rolo even if he has to get down on his knees for it.

Update: all the pics apart from Piggy can be found here. Leave which ones you think are whom in the comments.

Happy New Year

Now stop fucking moaning you cunts.

I've been busy on holiday. Mostly playing Guitar Hero III.

That is all.