To my son

1. Start at London Heathrow Airport.


2. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.


3. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.


4. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" -
   follow for 0.2 miles.


5. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles


6. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles


7. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles


8. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles


9. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles


10. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles


11. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles


12. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles


13. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles


14. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles


15. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles


16. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles


17. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to f***ing Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN YOU STOP SINGING IT NOW

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Thanks to Ian for that one