Definitions

TRAFFIC LIGHT: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

PEOPLE: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.

SELF-CONTROL: the ability to eat only one peanut.

EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are.

MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and places that deliver pizza.

OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."

BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.

TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity.