That's how the fight started

I rear-ended a car this morning, on the way to work ...

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!

He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT fucking happy!"

So I said, "Which fucking one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started ...