Football viruses
For Goose and Dan
The Man United Virus:
your computer develops a memory disorder and forgets everything before 1993.
The Man United shirt virus:
Very difficult to detect as it changes format every three months.
The Roy Keane Virus:
Kicks you out of windows.
The Tim Howard virus:
The computer looks like its functioning normally but you can't save anything.
The Alex Ferguson virus:
The computer develops a continuos whining noise. The onscreen clock runs slower than all other computers in the building.
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