Penis head study

In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger
than the rest of it.

After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was
larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, Sweden decided to do their own. After
$250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to
give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2
weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a
Badger's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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