you'll be f**king fat girls in no time

He didn't take it very well when I didn't hand it over so he blurted out "Give it to me!".

Me- "I don't think so"
Brat- "Do it or else"
Me- "What are you going to do? tell on me?"
Brat- "Yes"

I just love this guy's style. I'm a parent and I not sure if Matt is as well but I totally agree with him on this one. Well written, hope he puts more up like it.