Joke

This guy walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and orders a stiff drink. Almost imediately he notices a jar at the end of the bar full of money. Being a curious guy, he asks the bartender what it's for. The bartender says "Have another drink or two and I'll tell you."
So the guy orders a couple more drinks, by this time he's feeling no pain, and he asks the bartender again what the money is for. The bartender says, "Ok, here's the deal. See that huge guy over there in the corner?"
The guy looks over and sees the biggest man he's ever seen in his life. He says to the bartender, "Yeah, I see him."
The bartender says..."Ok, the first man who can knock that man out cold, will get part of this money. Now see that beautiful woman over there in the other corner?"
The man looks over and sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, and says, "Yeah, I see her!"
The bartender says, "Ok, the first man that can get her to have sex with him, will get another part of this money...now the third part is the hard part. See, I've got this pitbull in the back room. He's got a bad tooth. The first man who can pull my dogs bad tooth will get the rest of this money."
So the guy sits at the bar a little more, and after a couple more drinks, decides he's up to the challenge. So he walks over to the huge guy in the corner, throws his arm back and knocks him out cold. The man then walks directly to the back room where the dog is. The bartender hears the dog start howling and barking, pans crashing around, etc etc.
The man comes out from the back room, his hair a mess, his clothes torn to shreds, scratched and bruised from head to toe...and says to the bartender, "Ok, now where's that lady with the bad tooth?"