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Happy birthday to you ... shit I can't read the words
I hate blokes on Hayabusas when I'm zipping up the motorway
Just in case you're wondering how fast a Hayabusa can go
Does anyone know if he kept his job?
Now she's got no reason to complain that it's cold on her arse
Knowing my friend DNA's aversion to clowns be warned this has got clowns in it ... ok they're puppets but be warned