October 17, 2007
On this day:

Clap hands

Bob goes on a blind date with this Canadian chick named MJ.

Later, after dinner and a movie, MJ invites Bob up to her
apartment to fool around.

She reclines on the couch, spreads her legs and says, "Stick a
finger in me."

Bob obliges.

Then MJ says, "Stick in the other three."

Once again, Bob obliges.

Then MJ says, "Just go ahead and shove your whole hand in
there."

So Bob eases his hand into MJ, who then says, "Now shove in
your other hand."

Bob does so, and MJ says, "Now CLAP!"

Bob tries, but nothing doing.

"I can't!" he says.

MJ looks at him with a smile and says, "Pretty tight, eh?"

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