July 10, 2007
On this day:

Bombing jokes

8 terrorist doctors: three bombs not deaths.

Harold Shipman: one doctor, one syringe, 300 dead.

Makes you almost proud to be British!

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A terrorist on our street doused himself with petrol, set himself on fire and he died. We're having a collection for his family ....

so far we've got 80 litres.

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For Sale

Grand Jeep Cherokee low mileage. Only used for airport runs. slight fire damage. £10,000 O.N.O. Please contact Mustafa Skingraft, Ward 5, Glasgow General.

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1 can of petrol £5.40.
2 calor gas bottles £42.50.
2nd hand Jeep Cherokee £2,450.
Watching two "terrorists" burn alive ... priceless.

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I've just been to a terrorist birthday party. Musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me pass the parcel was quick!

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Baggage handlers at Glasgow Airport were said to be furious when the Indian they ordered turned up burned.

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