Comebacks and sarcastic remarks

• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.


• I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


• It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.


• Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.


• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.


• I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.


• I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.


• Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.


• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.


• Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.


• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


• Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.


• If I throw a stick, will you leave?


• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.