Don't know what to do with your old pc?
How about growing marijuana in it?
OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.
And so we should ...
Whatever you do, next time she brings a new boyfriend home, check his middle name isn't Wayne
DAMNITOL
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully deep.
The idea behind Beersex.net is the classic hot or not situation. The twist is that you have to specify how many beers it'd take you to sleep with them.
You can become a Gnome. Aren't they a bit like leprechauns?
[From Sports Illustrated, By Rick Reilly]
A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day,when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man, "don't drink the water, it's not nice".
If I said "The barmaid was a gormless, clapped out, bint who got into some argy bargy after flashing her bristols to the rozzers" would you understand what the hell I meant?
In case you haven't received them yet, here are this year's Darwin Awards -- the annual honor given to the person who improved the"gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen. And the candidates this year are.............
The following was in The Atlanta Journal. This has got to be one of the best "singles ads" ever published.
Soooo, you got your belly button tattoo, your ears, nose, eyebrow, septum, tonuge, clit, bell-end and perennium all pierced so what now?
A first grade teacher in London explains to her class that she is a Manchester United fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Manchester United fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl...
A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to England.
Tony Blair is at his weekly meeting with The Queen, when he turns round and says: "As I'm the PM, I'm thinking of changing how the Country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom", to which the Queen replies,
PML took a standard BMW Mini One, discarded the engine, the disc brakes, the wheels, and the gearbox. Added four electric wheels, a lithium polymer battery, a large “super capacitor”, a very small IC engine with generator (so small it fits alongside the spare wheel!), an energy management system and a modernistic in-car display module. Gave the vehicle 3 modes of operation, Eco mode for in town/city frequent start-stop operation, Normal mode for daily commuting and equivalent ICE car operation and Sport Mode for all the bells and whistles you would expect from a super car. Made each mode driver selectable, on the fly, through the nifty in-car display, and the result; The Mini QED Electric Hybrid.
Here's a massive list of full length cartoons you can watch on YouTube.
Actually sir, that's a penis.
Somewhere hidden within this picture are two crayfish.