December 31, 2006
On this day:

Happy New Year

Mrs Goose is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Goose watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?

What's the matter with you?"

Mrs Goose continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

Goose replies, "What did he say about your 50-year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

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