July 28, 2006
On this day:

Age difference

A naked middle aged woman is jumping up and down on her bed and shrieking with joy. After a while her husband asks what she is doing.

"Well, she says, "I've just been to the doctor for a breast examination (can't spell mammogram) and he said I'm 100% healthy and I have the breasts of an 18 year old".

The husband say's "what did he say about your 55 year old bum?"

The wife replies, "He didn't enquire after you"

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