Age difference
A naked middle aged woman is jumping up and down on her bed and shrieking with joy. After a while her husband asks what she is doing.
"Well, she says, "I've just been to the doctor for a breast examination (can't spell mammogram) and he said I'm 100% healthy and I have the breasts of an 18 year old".
The husband say's "what did he say about your 55 year old bum?"
The wife replies, "He didn't enquire after you"
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