About the penis

There are two toilets in the building where I work. They are next to one another and each contains just one toilet bowl because I don't work for a big company. Following the traditions of society one is aimed at being used by the female employees and one - the other one - has been designated for usage by non-females. Without symbols on the door a visitor might wonder which was which out of fear of, for example, stinking the place up and stepping out just before someone of the opposite sex steps in. Also just before that person runs out gagging and crying. For some reason people of the same sex just seem to accept that discomfort more easily.

There are differences inside the two toilets which hint at their sexual orientation, so to speak. One toilet, for example, has a brighter lightbulb. Could this indicate that one sex has a greater need to look at itself? One toilet has a fluffy pink towel on the back of the door while the other has a towel that is a colour one hint of green up from grey and would be rated as 3H for hardness if it was a pencil. Can you accurately associate colours and rigidness of towels left by cleaners with the sexes of the persons using the bathroom, especially in this day and age and especially if you'd ever met our cleaners?

It's difficult but there is a killer clue though: one toilet - the toilet on the left if you ever visit - is distinguished (if that's not too fine a word) by possess ing an almost-permanent puddle of piss at the base of the toilet bowl. This piece of the enigma leads me to suspect that this toilet may in fact be ... the men's toilet

From Bubbly and Neonny