My Last Email

Hi everyone
I'm sorry to say this but this will be my last e-mail. Things have been a bit tough lately and life is getting shorter and shorter every day. I want to take time and smell the Roses.

The JOB is definitely not what it used to be .... sooooo ... I am going to quit e-mailing jokes and travel full time with a biker gang to see the country and enjoy life while I still can. Don't worry about me - they all seem like really nice people.

It has been nice emailing you, I'll think about you guys.....
But it's time to say good bye.
I have enclosed a photo of the biker gang below ........
OK ... OK ... so I'm kidding about this being my last email.

But I do think this would be a great gang to join up with.