August 02, 2005
On this day:

When on a committee

Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.

Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.

Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.

When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.

Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.

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