M25

No sooner have the roadworks crew packed up their tools, rather earlier than most of us would consider a full working day, after completing one of the most extensive carriageway widenings of the greatest car park in the world than some poor sod crashes a lorry full of hydrogen peroxide. Net result, the crew are now on overtime overnight to repair the road, which has been melted like a chocolate bar, so that commuters the next day can sit in the traffic jams.