June 09, 2005
On this day:

OEDILF

The Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form is an A to Z of limericks such as these:

Though he rarely appears in the day,
You had better stay out of the way
Of the badger. His mood
Can be foul around food;
So don't badger a badger at bay.
© Chaiwallah

Areolae differ in hue
From the thing they surround—I count two.
They are sometimes revealed!
So keep your eyes peeled
For a decolletage with a view.
© Tom Strobel

Whose honk is a doorbell enhancer?
Whose gosling's a barnyard entrancer?
About whom had we said,
"Auntie, gray goose is dead"?
The answer, my friend, is the Anser.
© Carol June Hooker

Unless all your wits are quite addled,
You'll ride with your horse always saddled.
If bareback you ride,
You will surely decide
That it should have been pillows you straddled.
© geekwraith

A creature not monkey . . . not me;
Somewhat more than those chimps . . . less than we;
Just halfway between
A gorilla and teen,
Is the mythical ape-man, you see.
© jojo

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