April 05, 2005
On this day:

Dark in here

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son, Johnny, was hiding in the Closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the Closet; Johnny now has company.

Johnny: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Johnny: "I have a cricketball"
Man: "That's nice."
Johnny: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Johnny: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Johnny: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that Johnny and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Johnny: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Johnny: "I have a cricket bat"
Man: "How much?"
Johnny: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to Johnny, "Grab your bat and ball and we will go outside and play." Johnny says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes Johnny sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

Johnny says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"

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