February 28, 2005
On this day:

Did you know ...

The common cold is actually any of over 300 different viruses. Each one of them, like the chicken pox, can only be caught once in a lifetime.

A rat's sneeze contains no bacteria.
Was this tested on a Lab rat by any chance?

The average house has more spoons than forks.
I'm not allowed sharp implements anyway

Shoelaces have an average life span of 3.2 years before breaking.
Even quicker if they're not removed from prisoners

Kids who first bite the heads off of "Teddy Grahams" and other animal-based snacks tend to show violent behavior later in life.
So watch you're kids carefully

Any given day, one in 12 people describes themselves as having a "bad hair day."
Apart from Goose, George (Goose's brother) and me

One in every five American children ages six to 13 start their morning with a cup of coffee.
So remove the caffeine and stop doping them up

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