Monday - on holiday

Mrs Convict has ended up in the hospital wing to fix a broken ligament on her ankle so I'm not working.

Letters to companies, click next at the top to view the company responses.
I'm sure theGoose wants this car.
If you're too far from the woods, the weather's not right or you just haven't got a gun you can still bag that deer (requires sound).
Sooo cool ,pun intended, a minty mp3 player.
Let me make this clear, the following famous people are not gay.
Game - Cat Vac.
Looking to resign? These should give you an idea as to what and what not to say.