DNA's new girlfriend?

During my usual browsing for interesting links and articles I discovered a girl looking for love, her profile reads like this:

Young, dark eyed, brunette with large teats from Texas would like to meet her dream cowboy. I love the wide open spaces of the outdoors and sleeping under the stars. You must be solvent, have a good sense of humour, love partying and deviant sex. You wouldn't believe what I can do with my tongue.

So DNA, meet your potential dream girl