January 19, 2005
On this day:

10 Things a Guy Doesn't Want to Hear From His In-Laws

10. Well now that you're officially my son-in-law, it's time to let you in on some family secrets. Need a drink? No, seriously have a drink.

9. I have a couple of old suits that are too big for me. If you lose a little weight you just might fit into them.

8. I was wondering what kind of birth control you use... oh wait, you're not thinking about having more children are you?

7. We're thinking about buying the house across the street so we can help raise your kids.

6. How about this: We'll pay half of your medical bills if you promise to get a vasectomy.

5. I noticed our daughter has been out of sorts lately. Have you thought about using Viagra?

4. I want to take a group picture of the whole family. Here's the camera - you take the picture.

3. There are actually certain positions that make conception more likely. Here, come look at these drawings.

2. I hear the weather is going to be warm and clear the next few days. Maybe it would be a good time for you to get some yard work done.

1. Well isn't that funny - your baby has the same nose and ears as Craig! You know - the man she dated just before she met you.

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